Free the Nipple

After the week of silent meditation showering with frog poo and bathing in my own sweat, I threw up my mudra hands and said “treat yo self!” – so I popped a few Dramamines and hopped on a ferry from Koh Samui to Koh Phangan.  When we docked, the waves were too choppy for the […]

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Shut the f*ck up

Holy hell, y’all. I’ve just gotten through the most difficult and most rewarding week of my life. I know – big statement, but you come to me drunk off the stupor of a week-long silent meditation retreat  in the mutha-fuckin JUNGLE and then we’ll talk hyperbole. Here’s where I’ve been the past seven days: Dipabhavan […]

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Honeymooning in Koh Samui

Late last night I arrived at the Vikasa Yoga Resort in Koh Samui and was promptly greeted with a fresh young coconut speared with a Tropicana straw. To a weary traveler, it tasted just as magical as I’d imagine unicorn tears to be. The hotel grounds are situated on a massive hillside, so the porter […]

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